Yes, that is actually the name of the game, and no, we have no idea what that’s supposed to mean either. What we did learn from this game, however, is that sometimes some shirts come with a (hopefully artificial) human hand attached to them. Don’t ask why. They just do. OK?
A brilliant game where you get to place all sorts of random crap accessories on a picture of a pair of feet. Another very useful feature of this game is the fact that you can actually print your design from inside the game once you feel you’ve managed to create a true masterpiece (in other words be careful what buttons you press if you’re at work, have a shared printer, and don’t want other people to think that you have a creepy foot fetish).
I always thought being a farmer was kinda cool: fresh air, you get to have as many pets as you want, and you don’t have to sit in an office in front of a computer for at least 8 hours each day. But recently this game made me find out that cows’ udders sometimes explode in your face, and I definitely wouldn’t want that.
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