July28
Milk the cows otherwise they’ll explode. Oh, and try not to forget to shoot the UFOs while they’re trying to abduct your exploding cows.

July27
Somewhere a galaxy far far away, and most likely in a bad dream, a giant head-shaped space ship is shooting mucus at other giant head-shaped space ships in order to survive.

July26
If you think your job sucks you might want to consider robbing graves for a living. Of course, you’ll also have to consider that ghost nuisance that keeps grabbing your shovel… but it’s all part of a day’s work.
