July19
At the end of this series we present you one of the most common uses for emos: keeping them as pets. Of course having an emo pet is a great responsibility as you have to feed him and provide him with all the razor blades, diaries, and Bullet For My Valentine records he needs.
That’s why before going to the nearest pet shop to buy your own emo we recommend practicing with a virtual emo first.
This concludes our Emo Games Weekend. See you on Monday for more of our regular stupidity.
July19
When I first saw the game title I thought: “Wow, a game where if you line up enough emos they suddenly disappear? That would be so cool in real life!“. Unfortunately it’s just a regular tetris with an emo standing next to it. I was totally disappointed, and depressed, and sad… hey were the hell are my diary and razor blades?
Published during the Emo Games Weekend
To be continued
July18
And of course there are those people that manage to find alternative uses for emos, such as putting an apple on their head and using them for target practice. They really don’t seem to mind
If you happen to own an emo, we must ask to not try this at home (although you don’t really have to listen to us)
Published during the Emo Games Weekend
To be continued
