August3
Have you got what it takes to the world’s number 1 streaker? Prove your worth by riding chicken, avoiding football players, dancing while naked, and pissing clowns off. Need we say more?

August2
If it wasn’t for those pesky animal rights activists this game could have meant the beginning of a brand new national sport.

August1
If you see your kid inflating a cardboard box in the yard try and stop him as soon as possible because according to this game there’s a rather high probability of him killing himself by going to the moon or getting stuck in outer space.

Kids, I dare you to try this at home!