Jesus is riding dinosaurs, Sarah Palin is trying take over the church and Tom Cruise is being beamed down from an UFO, all under the watchful eye of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can you stop all this madness by keeping the guys dressed in black and the ones dressed in white separated?
The mind reading starts out nicely. The sum of the digits of any digit multiplied by 9 is always 9. After you substract 5 you come up with 4 so no matter what number you pick at first you will be stuck with the letter “D”.
But then the psychic totally screws up and starts blabbering about oranges, kangaroos, grey [sic] elephants, and something about Denmark, when in fact I was thinking of apples, iguanas, blue jellyfish, and something about Djibouti. So dissapointing…
I’m not sure if the moral of the game is “don’t drink and drive” or “get wasted and run around on the streets” so feel free to chose either one.
By the way, has anyone with a 0.1% BAC ever managed to outrun cars while drinking beer? Cause that would be so cool.
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