Have you ever considered adopting a virtual zombie? We definitely think you should. I mean only if you’re not man enough to handle a real one.
By the way, could these zombies be the Pet Emos after everyone forgot about them?
This apparently is a “Mature-Audience” game. Why? Because it was rated so by its author. Why? We don’t know. Probably because it has the word spermatozoon in its title. Kids learn about all that in 6th grade biology, but still, a little white worm going around in circles is too offensive to show to kids right?
By the way, why is the sperm going around in circles? Shouldn’t it be going somewhere? I mean, OK it’s fast but don’t we have enough “fast” already? Don’t we need some “smart” too? What good is a spermatozoon that just goes round and round without getting anywhere? Just asking…
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