Kid Launcher
Let’s suppose you were a chubby kid wearing a cape that for some reason is being chased by a murderous bear (that has knowledge of technology and access to heavy weaponry). Would you:
1. Solution proposed by the game authors: Buy all sorts of rockets, upgrade your equipment, and improve your skills in order to launch yourself further and further although it is ultimately pointless as the bear will find you anyway.
2. My solution: Point rocket at bear. Shoot bear.
















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