Dumbest Games

Dumbest flash games on this planet or your money back.

Bolle Bolle

March22

A viking on the scooter punching Muppets? How long have you been waiting for someone to come along with this brilliant idea?

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Jesus: The Arcade Game

March10

Remember “Golden Axe”? How cool would that game have been if there was a Jesus character in it? Sheer awesomeness in 304×300 pixels plus it’s bound to piss some fundamentalist Christians off. What more could you want?

Oh, and it also has the best game description ever:
“You take on the role of the son of God himself and are resurrected yet again to take on the forces of evil. You will venture through 2 different locations, The burning church and the forest, fighting the forces of hell who have been summoned to earth, from demon knights, zombies and KKK Clan members, swinging a piece of wood broken off the same crucifix Jesus was crucified on. Hit enough enemies to automatically unleash the power of god, as he strikes down with his mighty fist, knocking over anything in his path. “He was nailed to a two-by-four. Now he’s taking that two-by-four…to your FACE!”“

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Drug The Mouse

March2

In case you haven’t hurt a small animal in a very long time and you feel the urge to forcefully feed pills to a mouse until it explodes then this game is just what you’re looking for.

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