June11
Obviously, this is a game where you’re supposed to catch some bunnies. Unfortunately we couldn’t find any bunnies so we only caught some strange beaver-alligator hybrids. Which were also OK. Then we pretended they were bunnies and unloaded them. And that also seemed to work just fine. And then we stopped playing. And, not at all surprisingly, that was the best part of this game.

June11
I never liked the circus, and now I know why. It’s probably because of that guy that throws axes and chops the lady’s arms and legs off, and the crowd goes wild and takes pictures, and the lady with missing limbs keeps smiling throughout the whole process.

And by the way, did you know that it’s possible for an arm to grow back a few seconds after being chopped off, and that a person can stand upright without any legs? Well, neither did we before playing this game.
June11
The life of an alcoholic wife beater seems so easy in this game. All you have to do is pee, stay drunk, and beat up those nasty, annoying flying heads representing your wife. A true inspiration for all men out there.

By the way, is it physically possible to go to the toilet while wearing boxing gloves? Just asking..