June18
Ninjaman 0.5 – half man half ninja. Because a real ninja doesn’t need a ninja outfit and ninja weapons in order to do ninja stuff (and apparently ninja stuff means mindlessly jumping on platforms in search of the exit).

June15
Your nutritionist lied to you. It seems that eating doughnuts is actually good for you because it enables you to fly to space. On the other hand quitting doughnuts is a very bad idea because then you will fall from space and break your leg or something.

June14
Drug addicts. What are they gonna do next? Well, apparently just jump on colorful platforms in search of their precious pills. They don’t seem so bad now, do they?
