December2
When attacked by zombies most men will use shotguns, bazookas, and chainsaws to defend themselves. Wusses! Real men only need a pair of boxing gloves.

November17
The world is facing certain destruction at the hands of the evil Emperoress and the only ones who can save us are a bunch of emo kids. We’re screwed.

October26
Jesus is riding dinosaurs, Sarah Palin is trying take over the church and Tom Cruise is being beamed down from an UFO, all under the watchful eye of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Can you stop all this madness by keeping the guys dressed in black and the ones dressed in white separated?
