Did you ever dream you could invent a substance that would make people lose their clothes so you can fill balloons with it and throw them at ugly people in an alley? Of course not! You’re not that sick, are you?
Apparently tomorrow is supposed to be A Day Without Cats On The Internet. We totally agree with this initiative and to honor it we bring you the following story:
In the beginning the cats were not very bright and their only interest was canned tuna.
KatataK
But then some people started to anthropomorphize the cats irrevocably changing the world as we know it.
Dogs tried to beat the cat at their own game but unfortunately they didn’t stand a chance.
Kitten Vs Puppy
There was nothing that could stop the invasion.
Cat Invasion
The invasion continued until everyone was overwhelmed by cats, some of which were extremely unfunny and quite annoying.
Hong Kong Cat
At this point people started trying to combat the cats.
Whack-A-Cat
But they had little success so in the end there was only one solution left:
Happy “No Cats On The Internet Day”!
We hope you enjoyed the story and remember: If you dare sending this link to anyone on the Cat-Free 9.9.09 we will find out where you live and release a pack of rabid wild cats in your house while you sleep.
There’s a clown on an unicycle and for some reason I’m suppose to help him not fall?? I don’t think so.
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