Remember “Golden Axe”? How cool would that game have been if there was a Jesus character in it? Sheer awesomeness in 304×300 pixels plus it’s bound to piss some fundamentalist Christians off. What more could you want?

Oh, and it also has the best game description ever:
“You take on the role of the son of God himself and are resurrected yet again to take on the forces of evil. You will venture through 2 different locations, The burning church and the forest, fighting the forces of hell who have been summoned to earth, from demon knights, zombies and KKK Clan members, swinging a piece of wood broken off the same crucifix Jesus was crucified on. Hit enough enemies to automatically unleash the power of god, as he strikes down with his mighty fist, knocking over anything in his path. “He was nailed to a two-by-four. Now he’s taking that two-by-four…to your FACE!”“

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When attacked by zombies most men will use shotguns, bazookas, and chainsaws to defend themselves. Wusses! Real men only need a pair of boxing gloves.

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I must admit I don’t know much about marching, but I would assume that it would be very similar to walking. With walking I’ve had a lot of experience so far and far as I know it can only work properly if you go “left foot-right foot-left foot-right foot-left foot-right foot” … and so on.

I’ve never tried to go “left foot-left foot-left foot-right foot-left foot” because I simply assumed it would fail. But you know the military, they have a special way of defying logic.

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