I must admit I don’t know much about marching, but I would assume that it would be very similar to walking. With walking I’ve had a lot of experience so far and far as I know it can only work properly if you go “left foot-right foot-left foot-right foot-left foot-right foot” … and so on.

I’ve never tried to go “left foot-left foot-left foot-right foot-left foot” because I simply assumed it would fail. But you know the military, they have a special way of defying logic.

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Apparently tomorrow is supposed to be A Day Without Cats On The Internet. We totally agree with this initiative and to honor it we bring you the following story:

In the beginning the cats were not very bright and their only interest was canned tuna.

KatataK

But then some people started to anthropomorphize the cats irrevocably changing the world as we know it.

Cindy’s Cat Dressup

Dogs tried to beat the cat at their own game but unfortunately they didn’t stand a chance.

Kitten Vs Puppy

There was nothing that could stop the invasion.

Cat Invasion

The invasion continued until everyone was overwhelmed by cats, some of which were extremely unfunny and quite annoying.

Hong Kong Cat

At this point people started trying to combat the cats.

Whack-A-Cat

But they had little success so in the end there was only one solution left:

Kitty Throw

Happy “No Cats On The Internet Day”!

We hope you enjoyed the story and remember: If you dare sending this link to anyone on the Cat-Free 9.9.09 we will find out where you live and release a pack of rabid wild cats in your house while you sleep.

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The aliens are invading and the only way to destroy their ships is to shoot bunnies at them. Yep, you heard that right.

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