March10
Remember “Golden Axe”? How cool would that game have been if there was a Jesus character in it? Sheer awesomeness in 304×300 pixels plus it’s bound to piss some fundamentalist Christians off. What more could you want?
Oh, and it also has the best game description ever:
“You take on the role of the son of God himself and are resurrected yet again to take on the forces of evil. You will venture through 2 different locations, The burning church and the forest, fighting the forces of hell who have been summoned to earth, from demon knights, zombies and KKK Clan members, swinging a piece of wood broken off the same crucifix Jesus was crucified on. Hit enough enemies to automatically unleash the power of god, as he strikes down with his mighty fist, knocking over anything in his path. “He was nailed to a two-by-four. Now he’s taking that two-by-four…to your FACE!”“
October2
Ever since we started this blog we tried to ignore the countless “Tic Tac Toe” versions that appeared. But come on people, this has got to stop! It’s a stupid game not suitable for anyone above the age of 4 (when everyone realizes that unless you play with a monkey the game always ends in a draw). But apparently some developers don’t know that yet, and as a result several such games appear every week (but with different themes, because the graphics and the theme of Tic Tac Toe make such a huge difference in the game-play) .
Out of the (literally) hundreds of Tic Tac Toe games we’ve seen, today we give you “Scary Tic Tac Toe”, which is really quite scary because it’s the proof that someone out there managed to create an “AI” that can actually lose at Tic Tac Toe. Creepy isn’t it?
August8
Retro games are retro for a reason. Of course the old arcade games had their influence on society but it’s probably time to let them die. Of course others disagree and keep insisting to come up with all sorts of “original” spin-offs of games that no one in their right mind would play anymore.
Sheepteroids – i.e. the super original idea of Asteroids with sheep instead of well..asteroids.
Sheep Invaders – i.e. the super original idea of Space Invaders with sheep instead of space ships. (wasn’t there a “Chicken Invaders” craze just a few years ago?)
We suspect the next game in this series will be “Mrs. PacSheep”, and we can hardly wait for that super original idea to materialize.
