Dumbest Games » classic games http://dumbestgames.com Dumbest flash games on this planet or your money back. Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:30:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Hell http://dumbestgames.com/2010/05/13/hell/ http://dumbestgames.com/2010/05/13/hell/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 11:41:11 +0000 Dr. S. Arcastic http://dumbestgames.com/?p=1146 Today we are proud to present what most likely will become the Game of the Century.

Can you beat any of the scores below and become the new champion?

]]> http://dumbestgames.com/2010/05/13/hell/feed/ 0 Bomb Disposal Hippos http://dumbestgames.com/2010/04/26/bomb-disposal-hippos/ http://dumbestgames.com/2010/04/26/bomb-disposal-hippos/#comments Mon, 26 Apr 2010 10:50:03 +0000 Dr. S. Arcastic http://dumbestgames.com/?p=1129 Yay, a flash remake of Hungry Hungry Hippos, probably the dumbest board game for kids ever created in the history of mankind. And now also with a story that totally makes sense (the hippos lost their jobs and eventually found work as bomb disposal agents). Kids if you happen to own a hippo do not try this at home.

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Oh, and it also has the best game description ever:
“You take on the role of the son of God himself and are resurrected yet again to take on the forces of evil. You will venture through 2 different locations, The burning church and the forest, fighting the forces of hell who have been summoned to earth, from demon knights, zombies and KKK Clan members, swinging a piece of wood broken off the same crucifix Jesus was crucified on. Hit enough enemies to automatically unleash the power of god, as he strikes down with his mighty fist, knocking over anything in his path. “He was nailed to a two-by-four. Now he’s taking that two-by-four…to your FACE!”“

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