Dumbest Games

Dumbest flash games on this planet or your money back.

Just kill fly

June17

If just kill fly I must, than just kill fly I shall. Even if it takes me until the end of time and I have to replace my mouse five times in the meantime.

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Window Cleaner

June16

I have no idea if this game is actually working because:
1) I never did, nor do I intend to ever own a webcam.
2) Even if I did my monitor is too filthy to play a game about cleaning windows.
3) Even if I managed to play it, I’d probably only hear “Wax on right hand, wax off left hand.” in my head and give up after 5 minutes.

Anyway, if this game works for you and you find it entertaining you should drop by my place. I have some windows that haven’t been cleaned in years.

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Being Beautiful Housewife

June15

A beautiful and clever game whose goal is to let young girls know what their purpose in life really is.

Objective: Being a beautiful housewife (kind of obvious from the title…)

Location: Kitchen or bedroom (hope you weren’t expecting a library or a lecture in advanced differential equations)

Result: Women’s Rights Movement… back to the drawing board.

Afterthoughts: I’m really curios if someone will ever develop a “How to accessorize for a feminist protest against the evils of a male-dominated society” dress-up game.

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