June11
The life of an alcoholic wife beater seems so easy in this game. All you have to do is pee, stay drunk, and beat up those nasty, annoying flying heads representing your wife. A true inspiration for all men out there.

By the way, is it physically possible to go to the toilet while wearing boxing gloves? Just asking..
June10
A game that perfectly illustrates the life of the average college student living in a dorm room. You waste your time killing bugs because you’re bored/you hate bugs/you’ve got no money and nothing better to do, while your room-mate plays some painfully annoying music in the background.

A must-play for people who wish to remember their old college days, and also for high school students who are looking forward to their new college life.
June10
I have no idea why developers sometimes like to write their game titles using only capital letters. I also have no idea how this game was classified by its developer as “Customize, Board Game, Fighting, Puzzles, Other, Shooting”.
But I digress… ACNE PANIC is apparently a game whose only purpose might be to prepare young children for what could happen to their faces when puberty kicks in.

Now for our message to any preteens who are viewing this page despite the fact that they were not supposed to: Relax, things will not as bad as this game may suggest.