June10
I don’t understand how a game in which you’re supposed to make a never-ending sandwich (that can apparently float in the air) can be fun for anyone on this planet regardless of their age. I mean if I had a kid and he was playing this game I’d just tell him that he should stop fooling around, go to the fridge and just make a real sandwich.
But that’s just me. Maybe in some other parts of the world people enjoy these kind of virtual activities. For instance kids from some tribes in Ethiopia, who have neither fridges nor food, could find this game quite entertaining. But, on the other hand, showing this game to Ethiopian children would be a cruel and sadistic thing to do. Probably just as cruel as showing a porn magazine to a group of monks.
June10
What this game claims to be teaching you: “How to improve your public washroom etiquette”.
What they actually mean by that: They give you “tips” on which urinals to chose in a public bathroom.
What I actually learned from all this: That all stalls are filthy and filled with “deseases” and guys with long hair and dressed in biker shirts are all psychopathic perverted freaks who should be avoided at all costs because they’ll murder you just for fun.
What Freud would say about this game: That the developer probably had an unfortunate incident with a biker in a public toilet some time ago, during his early childhood, probably before he had a chance to overcome his Oedipus complex. But, then again, you know Freud… he always says all sorts of crazy stuff.
June10
Did you ever wonder where all those idiots who torture their pets by dressing them up in all sorts of costumes come from? Well we managed to find that out for you. It seems they are trained to do that from an early age by games such as this.
