After learning all the details about the emo species it’s time to watch their behavior in their natural habitat. As you can see their habitat consists mainly of a dark room, and their activities are restricted to avoiding sunlight and catching razor blades.
Now that you’re familiar with emo looks and style, it ‘s time for our next lesson mainly devoted to emo food and accessories. As you can see from the games below the emo diet consists mainly of strangely-colored ice cream and cookies (which might explain quite few things regarding their behavior, including some of their accessories).
Ladies, gentlemen. and emos, we are proud to start the first (and hopefully only) DumbestGames.com Emo Games Weekend. During the entire weekend we will only feature games that have an emo theme. We hope our initiative will help answer some of the greatest questions mankind has about this unfortunately-not-so-illusive-creature known as the emo.
Our first episode is an introduction for our users who are fortunate enough to not know what emo means. You’ll be mainly familiarized with the emo looks and style, and hopefully at the end you’ll be able to tell the difference between a human and an emo. Luckily for us a lot of developers created quite a few games to help us, by pointing out what kind of clothes, hair style, earrings, and tattoos an emo should wear. These games are not meant to be played, they’re only here for educational purposes.
For any emo kids that are watching this series and are offended by the games or by our comments we have come up with 3 answers (pick whichever one suits you best):
Official answer no. 1 (aka the Blame Canada answer): We didn’t create the games so if you have a problem take it to the developers.
Official answer no. 2 (aka the Chillax answer): Come on, take it easy, it’s just a joke… oh wait, you don’t know what that is, do you?
The straight-forward answer (aka We just don’t care): If you’re offended just do what you always do and go cry yourselves to sleep!
Welcome to the DumbestGames Emo Games Weekend and stay tuned for more. 
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