Your nutritionist lied to you. It seems that eating doughnuts is actually good for you because it enables you to fly to space. On the other hand quitting doughnuts is a very bad idea because then you will fall from space and break your leg or something.
You’re an acorn. Your job is to avoid squirrels, obviously. What can I say, it’s always nice to see plants and vegetables develop a will of their own in order to avoid dangers. That should help with the whole natural selection process.
I don’t understand how a game in which you’re supposed to make a never-ending sandwich (that can apparently float in the air) can be fun for anyone on this planet regardless of their age. I mean if I had a kid and he was playing this game I’d just tell him that he should stop fooling around, go to the fridge and just make a real sandwich.
But that’s just me. Maybe in some other parts of the world people enjoy these kind of virtual activities. For instance kids from some tribes in Ethiopia, who have neither fridges nor food, could find this game quite entertaining. But, on the other hand, showing this game to Ethiopian children would be a cruel and sadistic thing to do. Probably just as cruel as showing a porn magazine to a group of monks.
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