June28
Good news: There’s a girl at your place.
Bad news: She’s sleeping.
Worse news: Your house is infested with bugs.
Worst news: The bugs are the size of a human being.
Slightly encouraging news: You happen to have a huge slipper to take care of the problem.
June20
Just when you thought that all animals and insects have already been used as game characters someone comes along and makes a game about lice. What’s next? The tape worm?

June17
If just kill fly I must, than just kill fly I shall. Even if it takes me until the end of time and I have to replace my mouse five times in the meantime.
