Dumbest Games

Dumbest flash games on this planet or your money back.

Kid Launcher

May17

Let’s suppose you were a chubby kid wearing a cape that for some reason is being chased by a murderous bear (that has knowledge of technology and access to heavy weaponry). Would you:

1. Solution proposed by the game authors: Buy all sorts of rockets, upgrade your equipment, and improve your skills in order to launch yourself further and further although it is ultimately pointless as the bear will find you anyway.

2. My solution: Point rocket at bear. Shoot bear.

Bomb Disposal Hippos

April26

Yay, a flash remake of Hungry Hungry Hippos, probably the dumbest board game for kids ever created in the history of mankind. And now also with a story that totally makes sense (the hippos lost their jobs and eventually found work as bomb disposal agents). Kids if you happen to own a hippo do not try this at home.

Saving Private Duck

April6

A psychopathic child tries to boil live ducks and it’s your job to save them.. so he can try to boil them again later.

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