Yay, a flash remake of Hungry Hungry Hippos, probably the dumbest board game for kids ever created in the history of mankind. And now also with a story that totally makes sense (the hippos lost their jobs and eventually found work as bomb disposal agents). Kids if you happen to own a hippo do not try this at home.
A psychopathic child tries to boil live ducks and it’s your job to save them.. so he can try to boil them again later.
I almost laughed my ass of while reading the description provided by the developer:
“Is it true that fashion only belongs to skinny chicks? Well, don’t take it! Fat girls can be fashionistas! This plus-size model is booked for many fashion shows. Please help dress her up and show to everybody that fat girls can be more gorgeous, confident and sophisticated than those slim girls!”
On the other hand maybe I’m being mean. Maybe it’s a good idea to teach overweight young girls that it’s OK to keep stuffing themselves with hamburgers as this will only increase their chances of becoming a model. God forbid they would do some exercise, eat healthy and maybe read a book or learn something useful instead of dreaming of becoming fashion icons.
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