July19
At the end of this series we present you one of the most common uses for emos: keeping them as pets. Of course having an emo pet is a great responsibility as you have to feed him and provide him with all the razor blades, diaries, and Bullet For My Valentine records he needs.
That’s why before going to the nearest pet shop to buy your own emo we recommend practicing with a virtual emo first.
This concludes our Emo Games Weekend. See you on Monday for more of our regular stupidity.
July17
Ladies, gentlemen. and emos, we are proud to start the first (and hopefully only) DumbestGames.com Emo Games Weekend. During the entire weekend we will only feature games that have an emo theme. We hope our initiative will help answer some of the greatest questions mankind has about this unfortunately-not-so-illusive-creature known as the emo.
Our first episode is an introduction for our users who are fortunate enough to not know what emo means. You’ll be mainly familiarized with the emo looks and style, and hopefully at the end you’ll be able to tell the difference between a human and an emo. Luckily for us a lot of developers created quite a few games to help us, by pointing out what kind of clothes, hair style, earrings, and tattoos an emo should wear. These games are not meant to be played, they’re only here for educational purposes.
For any emo kids that are watching this series and are offended by the games or by our comments we have come up with 3 answers (pick whichever one suits you best):
Official answer no. 1 (aka the Blame Canada answer): We didn’t create the games so if you have a problem take it to the developers.
Official answer no. 2 (aka the Chillax answer): Come on, take it easy, it’s just a joke… oh wait, you don’t know what that is, do you?
The straight-forward answer (aka We just don’t care): If you’re offended just do what you always do and go cry yourselves to sleep!
Welcome to the DumbestGames Emo Games Weekend and stay tuned for more. 
To be continued
