Dumbest Games

Dumbest flash games on this planet or your money back.

Splat’em

June17

“Looking for a way to relive your childhood? You can, right here, with the splat ‘em game!”

At least what’s the developers of this game say. Now I don’t recall my childhood very well (and I definitely wouldn’t want to relive it)… but I’m pretty sure jumping in mud in order to splash pedestrians was never my idea of fun. And it’s kind of annoying when people take specific details from their own childhood and apply them to the entire universe.

I mean how would you feel if I made a game saying: “Looking for a way to relive 3rd grade? You can, right here, with the Buy a six-pack and go to a strip club game!”

Catapult The Dead Guy

June13

Feel like desecrating a corpse? You do? Great! First of all, put that shovel down. You won’t need that anymore. You don’t even need to go outside because this game allows you to do that from the comfort of your own home or office.

BOOGER SHOOTER

June13

Another great inspirational game for kids. Defy the laws of physics and biology while practicing your mucus shooting skills then go outside and try the real thing (results may vary).

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