Bathroom Simulator
What this game claims to be teaching you: “How to improve your public washroom etiquette”.
What they actually mean by that: They give you “tips” on which urinals to chose in a public bathroom.
What I actually learned from all this: That all stalls are filthy and filled with “deseases” and guys with long hair and dressed in biker shirts are all psychopathic perverted freaks who should be avoided at all costs because they’ll murder you just for fun.
What Freud would say about this game: That the developer probably had an unfortunate incident with a biker in a public toilet some time ago, during his early childhood, probably before he had a chance to overcome his Oedipus complex. But, then again, you know Freud… he always says all sorts of crazy stuff.
