Oh, and it also has the best game description ever:
“You take on the role of the son of God himself and are resurrected yet again to take on the forces of evil. You will venture through 2 different locations, The burning church and the forest, fighting the forces of hell who have been summoned to earth, from demon knights, zombies and KKK Clan members, swinging a piece of wood broken off the same crucifix Jesus was crucified on. Hit enough enemies to automatically unleash the power of god, as he strikes down with his mighty fist, knocking over anything in his path. “He was nailed to a two-by-four. Now he’s taking that two-by-four…to your FACE!”“

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“Is it true that fashion only belongs to skinny chicks? Well, don’t take it! Fat girls can be fashionistas! This plus-size model is booked for many fashion shows. Please help dress her up and show to everybody that fat girls can be more gorgeous, confident and sophisticated than those slim girls!”

On the other hand maybe I’m being mean. Maybe it’s a good idea to teach overweight young girls that it’s OK to keep stuffing themselves with hamburgers as this will only increase their chances of becoming a model. God forbid they would do some exercise, eat healthy and maybe read a book or learn something useful instead of dreaming of becoming fashion icons.

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