StreetPharmacist
June17
Thinking of quitting your job in order to fulfill your life-log dream of becoming a drug dealer? Think again. Apparently it’s not as fun as the movies make it seem.
Splat’em
June17
“Looking for a way to relive your childhood? You can, right here, with the splat ‘em game!”
At least what’s the developers of this game say. Now I don’t recall my childhood very well (and I definitely wouldn’t want to relive it)… but I’m pretty sure jumping in mud in order to splash pedestrians was never my idea of fun. And it’s kind of annoying when people take specific details from their own childhood and apply them to the entire universe.
I mean how would you feel if I made a game saying: “Looking for a way to relive 3rd grade? You can, right here, with the Buy a six-pack and go to a strip club game!”
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Ostrich Jump
June16
When people are asked to draw an “obstacle” they would probably just draw a fence, a puddle, or a big rock. But not anymore. After playing this game I’m sure that whenever someone hears the word obstacle they’ll picture something like this:
- action games
- adventure games
- animals games
- battle games
- celebrity games
- classic games
- domestic games
- drunks games
- emo games
- escape games
- food games
- hero games
- insect games
- kids games
- medical games
- office games
- political games
- racing games
- rude games
- seriously wtf games
- shooting games
- sports games
- strategy
- tests
- toilet games
