I never liked the circus, and now I know why. It’s probably because of that guy that throws axes and chops the lady’s arms and legs off, and the crowd goes wild and takes pictures, and the lady with missing limbs keeps smiling throughout the whole process.
And by the way, did you know that it’s possible for an arm to grow back a few seconds after being chopped off, and that a person can stand upright without any legs? Well, neither did we before playing this game.
The life of an alcoholic wife beater seems so easy in this game. All you have to do is pee, stay drunk, and beat up those nasty, annoying flying heads representing your wife. A true inspiration for all men out there.
By the way, is it physically possible to go to the toilet while wearing boxing gloves? Just asking..
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We can only the hope that a sequel will come out soon and it will be as perfect as this game was.
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