I’m not sure if this game is a solution for the swine flu or just a way to piss PETA off…either way throwing a pig into the air and smashing it into the ground seems like fun.
Our message to anyone who owns a pig and at this moment is considering trying this at home: Don’t play with your food!
Your nutritionist lied to you. It seems that eating doughnuts is actually good for you because it enables you to fly to space. On the other hand quitting doughnuts is a very bad idea because then you will fall from space and break your leg or something.
We interrupt all this stupidity to bring you the following message from our sponsors:
A beautiful and clever game whose goal is to let young girls know what their purpose in life really is.
Objective: Being a beautiful housewife (kind of obvious from the title…)
Location: Kitchen or bedroom (hope you weren’t expecting a library or a lecture in advanced differential equations)
Result: Women’s Rights Movement… back to the drawing board.
Afterthoughts: I’m really curios if someone will ever develop a “How to accessorize for a feminist protest against the evils of a male-dominated society” dress-up game.
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