We couldn’t quite make up our minds which of these two brilliant racing games to feature so we decided to show them both:
Rally Racer 1: – where you drive (read that as bump into walls and lose your car in “tunnels”) some sort of an off-road vehicle in all sorts of off-road situations.
And Rally Racer 2: – where you drive a Ferrari. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is exactly what a Ferrari looks like.
Obviously, this is a game where you’re supposed to catch some bunnies. Unfortunately we couldn’t find any bunnies so we only caught some strange beaver-alligator hybrids. Which were also OK. Then we pretended they were bunnies and unloaded them. And that also seemed to work just fine. And then we stopped playing. And, not at all surprisingly, that was the best part of this game.
We interrupt all this stupidity to bring you the following message from our sponsors:
I never liked the circus, and now I know why. It’s probably because of that guy that throws axes and chops the lady’s arms and legs off, and the crowd goes wild and takes pictures, and the lady with missing limbs keeps smiling throughout the whole process.
And by the way, did you know that it’s possible for an arm to grow back a few seconds after being chopped off, and that a person can stand upright without any legs? Well, neither did we before playing this game.
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